Help: poem from a gamer boy to a gamer girl

[3DPiper]

My son has to write a poem for English class.
It has to be 4 verses and he has 2.5.. Any ideas?
Here is what he has so far:

"Letter to Gamer Girl"

Girl, you are like a hyrulian shield
All I can do for you is yield
I want to be part of your guild
A relationship we can surely build

While we're on the Destiny grind
Our love we are guaranteed to find
I spotted you from afar like Widowmaker
When it comes to my love I hope you're a taker

I long for you like a tactical nuke
When we talk I get so nervous I might puke

 

[Deleted User]

Mario is red
Sonic is blue
I think you're hot
and you should too

 

[Plstic]

HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG, HAS A FUNNY FACE

 

[tatripp]

Here's an idea... Let your kid do his own homework

 

[sansnumen]

Here's an idea... Let your kid do his own homework

What he said. Tell your kid that poems don't necessarily have to rhyme. Your kid may find that poem format easier to work with.

 

[Jax]

A haiku:

Dearest Mario
Please come to royal castle
I have baked a cake

 

[Glyptofane]

As Hitler's robot suit arose to crush the Pentateuch
Your beauty is such I can not rebuke

 

[WeedZ]

...
I'm a little like Luigi when it comes daisy
But if only we could meet at your place baby

When it comes girls I like mine indie
What I'm saying is I wanna get down
Not with a girl like samus, peach, or zelda
But one of those kinky bitches from bonertown

 

[BlueFox gui]

gamer girls exist?

 

[Byokugen]

gamer girls exist?

Yes we do

 

[WeedZ]

Yes we do

You're on the internet. That makes you a dude to us.

 

[Pacheko17]

gamer girls exist?

Nope.

 

[BlueFox gui]

Yes we do

You're on the internet. That makes you a dude to us.

if she says, lets respect

 

[Pacheko17]

if she says, lets respect

Nope

 

[BlueFox gui]

Nope

'O'
>O>
<O<

 

[WeedZ]

if she says, lets respect

If she's on the Internet where we can't interact personally, that makes her persona non-nookie. She might as well be a dude, and that's the approach I take. Otherwise it's special treatment.

 

[BlueFox gui]

If she's on the Internet where we can't interact personally, that makes her persona non-nookie. She might as well be a dude, and that's the approach I take. Otherwise it's special treatment.

special treatment just because its a woman?
fuck no lets treat like a dude >: )

 

[WeedZ]

special treatment just because its a woman?
fuck no lets treat like a dude >: )

Only reasons people care about gender on the Internet

1. White knighting
2. Virtual Hookups
3. Persona of Internet player
4. Giving more credit to their opinions than warranted

I don't care about any of those things, so you're all dudes to me.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I don't care about any of those things, so you're all dudes to me.

They knew the future.

 

[LucaDark]

my dick is like a bomb of jafar
I cum from afar
I have a vibrator in my car
cum cum cum