I'm Too Responsible For My Own Good

[monkat]

So today, when I left the store, my SSM (not sure what it stands for - my manager's boss), was waiting for me to evaluate me on how I closed the store. I got a perfect score, ironically, but because he distracted me, whether or not I locked the door was deemed irrelevant in my, beautifully whimsical, mind.

I didn't think about it until about midnight. "Did I lock the door?" At first, I just told myself that I'm being paranoid - of course I did - not once did I ever forget to lock the door. Ever.

Well, it kept itching me until I actually got up at 1am. Got clothes on, put my helmet on, and biked all the way back to work. Weather.com says it is currently 21 degrees F, and feels like 8. 14-24mph winds. I biked through it for half an hour to see if I locked the door, and then half an hour back of course.

Incidentally, I didn't. I just saved my job, and therein, my life, but I sure got my punishment. I corrected a wrong, but biking back home is certainly atonement.

In other news, the cold does nothing to stop my sexual attractiveness.

 

[Sterling]

Alright, that's great!! A little more of a workout won't be too bad for monkat.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

So today, when I left the store, my SSM (not sure what it stands for - my manager's boss), was waiting for me to evaluate me on how I closed the store. I got a perfect score, ironically, but because he distracted me, whether or not I locked the door was deemed irrelevant in my, beautifully whimsical, mind.

I didn't think about it until about midnight. "Did I lock the door?" At first, I just told myself that I'm being paranoid - of course I did - not once did I ever forget to lock the door. Ever.

Well, it kept itching me until I actually got up at 1am. Got clothes on, put my helmet on, and biked all the way back to work. Weather.com says it is currently 21 degrees F, and feels like 8. 14-24mph winds. I biked through it for half an hour to see if I locked the door, and then half an hour back of course.

Incidentally, I didn't. I just saved my job, and therein, my life, but I sure got my punishment. I corrected a wrong, but biking back home is certainly atonement.

In other news, the cold does nothing to stop my sexual attractiveness.

I did that. Except I worked at Starbucks. Always forgot to pour out the coffee and put the food away. Eh, oh well.

 

[mcp2]

This is awesome, well done you

 

[Frogman]

I'm exactly like this too just utterly forgetful...

 

[ProtoKun7]

Hah, just as well you checked.

 

[Costello]

dude your employer reads GBAtemp, lock this thread quick

 

[Juanmatron]

dude your employer reads GBAtemp, lock this thread quick

His employers doesn't read cool sites like GBAtemp

 

[Law]

are you sure you locked it?

 

[ProtoKun7]

dude your employer reads GBAtemp, lock this thread quick

If you were so worried you could've done it yourself.

 

[playallday]

.

 

[ProtoKun7]

dude your employer reads GBAtemp, lock this thread quick

His employers doesn't read cool sites like GBAtemp

The trick is that Costello is her employer!

What do you mean, her?

 

[camurso_]

Have you ever consedered the possibility that you never, ever, locked the door and only yesterday you realized that?

 

[playallday]

.

 

[_Chaz_]

Dear "monkat",

This is your SSM here (it stands for Super SUPER Manager), and I've read your blog.
This was all part of the test and you've passed... almost.
You've corrected your mistake far too late and exceeded the testing limit.
You will be fired and given your last paycheck upon your next entrance into the store.

Thank you,
Your Super SUPER Manager.


P.S.
Have a super SUPER day.