[LulzSec]1000th tweet statement

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Dear Internets,

This is Lulz Security, better known as those evil bastards from twitter. We just hit 1000 tweets, and as such we thought it best to have a little chit-chat with our friends (and foes).

For the past month and a bit, we've been causing mayhem and chaos throughout the Internet, attacking several targets including PBS, Sony, Fox, porn websites, FBI, CIA, the U.S. government, Sony some more, online gaming servers (by request of callers, not by our own choice), Sony again, and of course our good friend Sony.

While we've gained many, many supporters, we do have a mass of enemies, albeit mainly gamers. The main anti-LulzSec argument suggests that we're going to bring down more Internet laws by continuing our public shenanigans, and that our actions are causing clowns with pens to write new rules for you. But what if we just hadn't released anything? What if we were silent? That would mean we would be secretly inside FBI affiliates right now, inside PBS, inside Sony... watching... abusing...

Do you think every hacker announces everything they've hacked? We certainly haven't, and we're damn sure others are playing the silent game. Do you feel safe with your Facebook accounts, your Google Mail accounts, your Skype accounts? What makes you think a hacker isn't silently sitting inside all of these right now, sniping out individual people, or perhaps selling them off? You are a peon to these people. A toy. A string of characters with a value.

This is what you should be fearful of, not us releasing things publicly, but the fact that someone hasn't released something publicly. We're sitting on 200,000 Brink users right now that we never gave out. It might make you feel safe knowing we told you, so that Brink users may change their passwords. What if we hadn't told you? No one would be aware of this theft, and we'd have a fresh 200,000 peons to abuse, completely unaware of a breach.

Yes, yes, there's always the argument that releasing everything in full is just as evil, what with accounts being stolen and abused, but welcome to 2011. This is the lulz lizard era, where we do things just because we find it entertaining. Watching someone's Facebook picture turn into a penis and seeing their sister's shocked response is priceless. Receiving angry emails from the man you just sent 10 dildos to because he can't secure his Amazon password is priceless. You find it funny to watch havoc unfold, and we find it funny to cause it. We release personal data so that equally evil people can entertain us with what they do with it.

Most of you reading this love the idea of wrecking someone else's online experience anonymously. It's appealing and unique, there are no two account hijackings that are the same, no two suddenly enraged girlfriends with the same expression when you admit to killing prostitutes from her boyfriend's recently stolen MSN account, and there's certainly no limit to the lulz lizardry that we all partake in on some level.

And that's all there is to it, that's what appeals to our Internet generation. We're attracted to fast-changing scenarios, we can't stand repetitiveness, and we want our shot of entertainment or we just go and browse something else, like an unimpressed zombie. Nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan, anyway...

Nobody is truly causing the Internet to slip one way or the other, it's an inevitable outcome for us humans. We find, we nom nom nom, we move onto something else that's yummier. We've been entertaining you 1000 times with 140 characters or less, and we'll continue creating things that are exciting and new until we're brought to justice, which we might well be. But you know, we just don't give a living fuck at this point - you'll forget about us in 3 months' time when there's a new scandal to gawk at, or a new shiny thing to click on via your 2D light-filled rectangle. People who can make things work better within this rectangle have power over others; the whitehats who charge $10,000 for something we could teach you how to do over the course of a weekend, providing you aren't mentally disabled.

This is the Internet, where we screw each other over for a jolt of satisfaction. There are peons and lulz lizards; trolls and victims. There's losers that post shit they think matters, and other losers telling them their shit does not matter. In this situation, we are both of these parties, because we're fully aware that every single person that reached this final sentence just wasted a few moments of their time.

Thank you, bitches.

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tl;dr they're saying hackers that don't publicly release data are worse than them, then go on to say they hack everyone and release info just for causing lulz because they think it's fun
 

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Hacking a porn site, nice, however they need a realty check, so immature. The honesty is pretty much the point of this though, at least they aren't lying asshats.
 

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QUOTE said:
This is the Internet, where we screw each other over for a jolt of satisfaction. There are peons and lulz lizards; trolls and victims. There's losers that post shit they think matters, and other losers telling them their shit does not matter.

That's true.
 

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These guys are just annoying immature attention whores. I can't wait till someone finally stops dicking around and just brings them down already. The world would be a better off place without these guys.
 

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Thanks for giving me my daily dose of bullshit LulzSec.
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Yeah, this was basically a "coming out of the closet" of what we already knew- they're whiny spoiled attention-starved kids with no life.
 

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I love what they're doing, it's gonna be all the sweeter when they get busted. I went to their site to see what was going on. The stuff I saw made me rage! The fact one link could bring me to so much info from an ATM machine, and they put it up publicly for everyone to use... Way to ruin other peoples lives. They hacked official government sites which means their end is coming soon, I hope they like sharing a toilet.
 

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"we'll continue creating things that are exciting and new until we're brought to justice"
so whats the point of this ?
why not give up already and become a legend........else that:
oh look the lulzsec got caught they weren't so amazing then
that
no one caught the lulzsec they are the best !!!
so?
 

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master00d said:
"we'll continue creating things that are exciting and new until we're brought to justice"
so whats the point of this ?
why not give up already and become a legend........else that:
oh look the lulzsec got caught they weren't so amazing then
that
no one caught the lulzsec they are the best !!!
so?
it's lulzsec, the famous hackers who gave up because they were afraid they'd get busted
 

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And the publicity continues!

They're doing this because people like you think it's necessary to post their exploits on forums for attention.
 

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