Has your Switch been lacking stability? Well then has Nintendo got something for you! Firmware version 8.0.1 is now live and available for download. The changelog is minimal this time around, only noting that there’s been general stability updates. This thread will be updated if any major homebrew or exploits have been patched yet again.

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[Jacklack3]

After updating I accidentally dropped my switch, finding out it was so stable it fixed itself into the air molecules, it's still fixated in the air and I don't know how to stop it.

 

[jt_1258]

Haha, I have you now Nintendo. I have achieved a state of instability so extreme you can not combat me with your stability anymore.

 

[ParzivalWolfram]

something something stability joke. wonder when an update will bring actual, good features that people actually want.

I can guarantee you that that's not gonna happen till we get squashed under their corporate boot like the Filthy Pirate Scum™ we are.

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not as stable as the 3ds but we're getting there

the 3DS is so stable I can't believe they started at bare metal on the system.


NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE WHY IS THE SD/ONBOARD NAND ONLY ACCESSIBLE FROM ONE PROCESSOR BUT WIFI IS ONLY ACCESSIBLE FROM THE OTHER THIS MAKES LINUX SO MUCH HARDER TO PULL OFF
SYNCING OVER 8MB OF DATA TO SD OR NAND HANGS BOTH PROCESSORS SIMULTANEOUSLY OH GOD WHY NOTHING HERE MAKES ANY SENSE

 

[AiP24]

So stable, you could build something out of Switches and it wouldn't ever fall. Nor would it become radioactive.

 

[Jayro]

At this rate, I think Nintendo is just waiting for SX OS and ReiNX updates to drop and then the lay an update on us to counter it. This can't be coincidence that they're always hours after a CFW fixes what Nintendo broke.

 

[Wanderer0891]

Nintendo sure loves their stability don't they? I am curious on what minor bug got fixed but it probably doesn't matter.

 

[Rabbid4240]

Everybody gangsta till the General system stability improvements to enhance the user's experience

 

[Pleng]

Oh come on, I just updated my switch.

...so? Update it again?

 

[huma_dawii]

Nope, FIRM title wasn't updated, no fuses burnt.

Awesome! Thanks for clearing that up!

 

[nl255]

It's most likely only a fix for the de Blob crash in 8.0.0.

A possibly exploitable crash or just a plain old crash?

 

[kuwanger]

Remember kids, when an earthquake happens, take refuge under your Switch

Don't be silly. Duck and cover when the nukes come:

 

[chankarik]

Very, very stable.

 

[Lazyboss]

Nintability.

 

[FanNintendo]

I'll wait for another 2 years til it stops and fixes

 

[guily6669]

Damn, that picture is very sad, only 2 kids will survive, the ones protected by Switch Table, or maybe its so stable that everyone in 10 meters protected by its Halo will all survive

 

[Deleted User]

My Switch is so stable now I just got a call from the hospital to pick it up.

 

[Deleted member 453882]

My Switch is Mega Stable now, It literally defied the laws of Gravity, and won't drop.

 

[hurrz]

My Switch is so stable now I just got a call from the hospital to pick it up.

My Switch is Mega Stable now, It literally defied the laws of Gravity, and won't drop.

I even ain't got a Switch but if I had, it would be so giga stable that I could let a horse stay in it.

 

[jeffyTheHomebrewer]

That's kinda funny. Y'know, Since Ver. 7.0.1 came out shortly after 7.0.0, and now it's the same with 8.0.0 and 8.0.1.

 

[Essasetic]

Nintendo you had one job! ONE JOB!