North Korea vow to nuke US

[Ubuntuの刀]

Why is North Korea so dumb.

 

[narutofan777]

ok now i'm thinkin nk just might do it. they would make themselves look like a fool with their wack bluffs. nk citizens might b like "wdf is my leader smoking? he said he gonna do this and that." "you kno wat he's a liar."

I have no idea how crazy kim jung un is. but if they don't get what they want then yeah dude's authority might b in question if their citizens can think. there will come a time though when these bluffs end and the next time they say imma do this they rlly mean it. if his pplz think he's weak for a sec, kim jung un might try to prove otherwise with you kno wat.

he certainly doesn't care about his citizens becuz they are starving to death. dude is a f------ up person. will Nk citizens allow this to happen for the next 10-20 years with their current state? they prob got some smartash pplz up der. dey n33d 2 do sometrhing, yo.

how can dem pplz over there let em' brothas, sistaz, pops, moms, uncle, and auntie die liek dat?

 

[Gahars]

they would make themselves look like a fool with their wack bluffs.

They've been making themselves look foolish with their "wack bluffs" for 50 or so years now. It's basically the backbone of their foreign policy - They're not going to pull the trigger, but they act just crazy enough so the rest of the world thinks, "Whoa, man, maybe he will this time."

They act out, rattle the sabers, and try to get all the concessions they can (Food aid, lessened sanctions, etc.) before quietly backing down - lather, rinse, repeat. As long as the elite of North Korea can keep their hold on power-intact, they're not going to obliterate themselves for nothing.

 

[Sicklyboy]

ok now i'm thinkin nk just might do it. they would make themselves look like a fool with their wack bluffs. nk citizens might b like "wdf is my leader smoking? he said he gonna do this and that." "you kno wat he's a liar."

I have no idea how crazy kim jung un is. but if they don't get what they want then yeah dude's authority might b in question if their citizens can think. there will come a time though when these bluffs end and the next time they say imma do this they rlly mean it. if his pplz think he's weak for a sec, kim jung un might try to prove otherwise with you kno wat.

he certainly doesn't care about his citizens becuz they are starving to death. dude is a f------ up person. will Nk citizens allow this to happen for the next 10-20 years with their current state? they prob got some smartash pplz up der. dey n33d 2 do sometrhing, yo.

how can dem pplz over there let em' brothas, sistaz, pops, moms, uncle, and auntie die liek dat?

T4lk1ng lyk dis d0esnt maek u l00k c0ol.

 

[pyromaniac123]

ok now i'm thinkin nk just might do it. they would make themselves look like a fool with their wack bluffs. nk citizens might b like "wdf is my leader smoking? he said he gonna do this and that." "you kno wat he's a liar."

I have no idea how crazy kim jung un is. but if they don't get what they want then yeah dude's authority might b in question if their citizens can think. there will come a time though when these bluffs end and the next time they say imma do this they rlly mean it. if his pplz think he's weak for a sec, kim jung un might try to prove otherwise with you kno wat.

he certainly doesn't care about his citizens becuz they are starving to death. dude is a f------ up person. will Nk citizens allow this to happen for the next 10-20 years with their current state? they prob got some smartash pplz up der. dey n33d 2 do sometrhing, yo.

how can dem pplz over there let em' brothas, sistaz, pops, moms, uncle, and auntie die liek dat?

narutofan777, the gbatemp north korea expert.

Also, r.i.p english language.

 

[LDAsh]

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[prectorian]

The result of giving a 29yrs old wimpy kid key to run a nation with a stash of nukes.
His testosterone glands still unstable, even the smallest act is amplified in his pea size brain causing itchy fingers and jumpy mood swings.
Wanting to wage war against USA-JPN-South Korea, and think they will win is so naïf. Kim Jung Un should dance Gangnam and chill out.

 

[Qtis]

I wouldn't be that afraid of the nuclear capabilities of North Korea. South Korea, Japan, China, Russia and the US among others have quite capable missile/rocket shield defenses, but nothing will stop the artillery attack/pre-emtive strike on Seoul. That's where the greatest problem lies with the situation. There is no doubt that North Korea would lose in the long run, but bombing and shelling the border and roughly 50-100 km south of it will leave South Korea devastated.

ps. The border area is kinda interesting in real life. If someone happened to visit Seoul/South Korea, it's worth the visit

 

[The Milkman]

Guys, I got an inside source telling me this is a /b/ prank.

 

[Tuddles]

topic open awhile now, did the bomb drop yet? when it does can someone from america post a utube vid from ground zero lol

 

[Engert]

Besides holding on to our bibles and hiding in bunkers we should also vote a Republican in the office so he can nuke these North Korean bastards. We should fight fire with fire because a good defense is a pre-emptive offense.

 

[TheCasketMan]

Meanwhile, Obama does the Harlem Shake

 

[nukeboy95]

if the usa and north korea join together WE CAN RULE DA WORLD

 

[spotanjo3]

Relax, it wont happen.. nah.

 

[the_randomizer]

In other news...

 

[Maxternal]

=/=

Why does my flag have to be so close to theirs?
I don't want to get nuked because of guild by association.

 

[Gahars]

=/=

Why does my flag have to be so close to theirs?
I don't want to get nuked because of guild by association.

Jeez, that would be bad - You'd go from Costa Rica to Costa Pobre!

 

[Maxternal]

Jeez, that would be bad - You'd go from Costa Rica to Costa Pobre!

More like Costa Frita
Rich people have money for bunkers. The poor people would die.

 

[ProtoKun7]

You people are in no danger anyway.

I'm in even less danger; I don't live in America.

 

[Chary]

'Cuse me. Going to my bomb shelter now.