Random poetry, 'cause why not?

[Carousianpear]

There once was a mouse who could speak
I found out when I heard a squeak
"My apolocheese"
the mouse said to me
I was so shocked I couldn't speak

 

[x65943]

There once was a red little turtle
Who was no good at leaping o'er hurdles
one day I found him lay, with a cougar at bay
shouting this old one was hereby infertile

and what did she do
but the turtle she threw
right o'er that stubborn ol' hurdle

and now he gave smile
she cried for a while

and that's how the turtle got his groove back, again

 

[HarveyHouston]

Might as well spam with a classic:

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.