Misc Others [SATIRE] Here's Everything Being Shown At the Nintendo Direct Today

[gamefan128]

Okay, SO-​

We got a very reliable source (Editor: no you didn't) to inform us (Ed.: No, you didn't.) about the new Nintendo Direct (EDITOR'S NOTE: NO. YOU. DIDN'T.). So, here's everything that's gonna be shown at the Nintendo Direct!

A 2D Mario game​

We know already.

Xenoblade chronicles news
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Nintendo, please stop milking this series (Ed.: they wont).

no switch 2​

A switch LCD model is in the works for $2 dollars less than the regular switch.

At least one "wow" moment​

The game that gave you that wow moment will end up being mediocre anyway.

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people swearing in the chat​

there are kids here my dude​

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no yoshi games

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unless you count his appearance in the 2D Mario game.​

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Mario baseball​

Baseballs[1] are the main focus of the Mario Baseball series. They have also made small appearances in various minigames in the Mario Party series, which are usually baseball-related, such as Swing Kings. Baseballs have also appeared as a throwing item in Super Mario 3D World.

The above text is from the Super Mario Wiki and is available under a Creative Commons license. Attribution must be provided through a list of authors or a link back to the original article. Source: https://www.mariowiki.com/Baseball_(object).

switch online stuff

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PS1 Nintendo switch online will be available today with 3 games to start and 1 coming quarterly.

The same guy that appeared last direct​

You know the rules and so do iiiii

Wave 5 of the mario kart 8 deluxe booster course pass

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Cue eh momen- WAIT IS THAT WARIO STADIUM?!

Pikmin 4 news

The hype train for Pikmin 4 is nearing its last stop.

Mario rpg news

The Mario RPG Collection will be gone March 31, 2024. That's right we're killing Mario again

no star fox

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no matter how hard you beg there will never be a new star fox game

another full price Kirby remake
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Kirby Squeak Squad remake only 59.99

Wii U port

they will do it trust me

nothing to do with amiibo​

don't make me say i told you so

LEGO the super Mario bros movie

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it was inevitable

3d mario game​

super Mario galaxy 2 switch only 59.99

a lot of "eh" moments​

bro trust me

another fire emblem​

one that will never reach the level of the snes days

everybody 1 2 switch

now with more H O R S E

And a donkey Kong too​

sources say it will take a comedically long time

Source: bro trust me

 

[hippy dave]

I wish you were right about SMG2

 

[onlyslacker]

no it'll only be COD mobile/warzone on switch