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Okay, SO-​
We got a very reliable source (Editor: no you didn't) to inform us (Ed.: No, you didn't.) about the new Nintendo Direct (EDITOR'S NOTE: NO. YOU. DIDN'T.). So, here's everything that's gonna be shown at the Nintendo Direct!

A 2D Mario game
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We know already.
Xenoblade chronicles news
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Nintendo, please stop milking this series (Ed.: they wont).
no switch 2
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A switch LCD model is in the works for $2 dollars less than the regular switch.
At least one "wow" moment
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The game that gave you that wow moment will end up being mediocre anyway.
people swearing in the chat

there are kids here my dude​
no yoshi games
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unless you count his appearance in the 2D Mario game.​
Mario baseball


Baseballs[1] are the main focus of the Mario Baseball series. They have also made small appearances in various minigames in the Mario Party series, which are usually baseball-related, such as Swing Kings. Baseballs have also appeared as a throwing item in Super Mario 3D World.

The above text is from the Super Mario Wiki and is available under a Creative Commons license. Attribution must be provided through a list of authors or a link back to the original article. Source: https://www.mariowiki.com/Baseball_(object).
switch online stuff
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PS1 Nintendo switch online will be available today with 3 games to start and 1 coming quarterly.
The same guy that appeared last direct
You know the rules and so do iiiii
Wave 5 of the mario kart 8 deluxe booster course pass
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Cue eh momen- WAIT IS THAT WARIO STADIUM?!
Pikmin 4 news
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The hype train for Pikmin 4 is nearing its last stop.
Mario rpg news
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The Mario RPG Collection will be gone March 31, 2024. That's right we're killing Mario again
no star fox
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no matter how hard you beg there will never be a new star fox game
another full price Kirby remake
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Kirby Squeak Squad remake only 59.99
Wii U port
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they will do it trust me
nothing to do with amiibo
don't make me say i told you so
LEGO the super Mario bros movie
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it was inevitable
3d mario game
super Mario galaxy 2 switch only 59.99
a lot of "eh" moments
bro trust me
another fire emblem
one that will never reach the level of the snes days
everybody 1 2 switch
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now with more H O R S E
And a donkey Kong too
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sources say it will take a comedically long time

:arrow:Source: bro trust me
 

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