kevenka said:Ah...come on man... 9 secs, 8 secs, 7 secs.
lol. I know. Its so simple yet soBrian117 said:Oh wow. I get it now.
Thanks Dino!
How could I miss that? xD. That's a good one.
Senor Saturno said:Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How long do I have to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the hell does that mean”, the Man asks. “Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?” The Doctor Replies “Nine”
Morgawr said:"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"
uuhh.. What kind of school are we talking about here? I can tell you we do way (WAAAY) worse at school than that, with our teachers too... :|Brian117 said:Morgawr said:"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"
Doesn't sound like school appropriate.
Morgawr said:uuhh.. What kind of school are we talking about here? I can tell you we do way (WAAAY) worse at school than that, with our teachers too... :|Brian117 said:Morgawr said:"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"
Doesn't sound like school appropriate.
School administrators tend to get a little more strict when you are in front of a crowd of 2000 people.Sstew said:Morgawr said:uuhh.. What kind of school are we talking about here? I can tell you we do way (WAAAY) worse at school than that, with our teachers too... :|Brian117 said:Morgawr said:"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"
Doesn't sound like school appropriate.
Agreed there's a lot worse things said in my school.
QUOTE said:A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some rum. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?" "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me."
A man walks in to an empty bar and hears a voice say, "Hey, your hot." He asks the bartender what that was all about where the voice came from. The bartender points and says, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary."QUOTE said:Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.
(This one takes awhile to get. Think about it for awhile.)
QUOTE said:A string walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Hey, you're a string aren't you? We don't serve strings here." The string goes in the bathroom, ties a knot on his head and fans it out, then goes and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "You aren't a string, are you?" The string replies, "Frayed knot "
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Well, that made me LOL!Senor Saturno said:Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How long do I have to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the hell does that mean”, the Man asks. “Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?” The Doctor Replies “Nine”
i'd definitely spit it out if you said thatMorgawr said:"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"
Dack said:Nice and quick one.
Apparently terrorists have infiltrated the makers of Alphabeti Spaghetti and laced some tins with explosive.
If they go off it could spell disaster.