Why don't eggs taste like chicken?

[Latiken]

Scrambled eggs are the best!

Especially when cooked with bolony or hotdog or ham.

 

[SinHarvest24]

Sometimes...It's better to post a new thread.












Then think.














Sometimes.......

 

[Deleted member 318366]

Especially when cooked with bolony or hotdog or ham.

Indeed my friend.

 

[Deleted member 318366]

Ever since I learned how to make Scrambled Eggs last week, that's all I eat for breakfast everyday.

Hah nice lol i like to eat them with buttery toast and jelly or yogart on the side.

 

[pierslogic]

For the same reason pussy dont taste like fish...it may smell like it , and if it does , get as far away as possible

But what if the fish smells like pussy? What do I do then!?

 

[Sicklyboy]

But what if the fish smells like pussy? What do I do then!?

Get as far away as possible.

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

But what if the fish smells like pussy? What do I do then!?

Well if it has an orifice you could attempt to create some Mermen or Mermaids.... lol

 

[EthanObi]

But what if the fish smells like pussy? What do I do then!?

LICK IT!*

*Don't actually lick it
...
...
...Seriously, Don't Lick it.

 

[pierslogic]

LICK IT!*

*Don't actually lick it
...
...
...Seriously, Don't Lick it.

 

[dickfour]

I suppose the egg doesn't taste like chicken for the same reason shit doesn't taste like food

 

[pierslogic]

I suppose the egg doesn't taste like chicken for the same reason shit doesn't taste like food

But... how do you know that?

 

[ouch123]

But... how do you know that?

Technically, most of us don't actually know what shit tastes like, but that doesn't stop us from comparing things to it.

Spoiler: Some of us do though.

 

[orangpelupa]

on some country, shit is food.

google search resulting in this:
http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

Technically, most of us don't actually know what shit tastes like, but that doesn't stop us from comparing things to it.

Spoiler: Some of us do though.

 

[ouch123]

on some country, shit is food.

google search resulting in this:
http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese Make Delicious Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces/article21932.htm

...that was a (rather well-known) hoax. It was originally posted as a mock video on Youtube but due to people writing off weird things from Japan as legitimate without doing their research first (in other words without doing their goddamn jobs) it's been reposted in a number of places over the years as actual news.

 

[Hielkenator]

...so....WHY does my food tastes like shit before it is shit?...when my mother in law tries to cook?

 

[pierslogic]

...so....WHY does my food tastes like shit before it is shit?...when my mother in law tries to cook?

Well I had sausage for lunch today, it tasted like !!!