Post horrible pick up lines here

[GhostLatte]

You were born 2 years ago?

 

[DarthDub]

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Oh, that's join date. My bad.

 

[GhostLatte]

Oh, that's join date. My bad.

You deserve an an eternity in the fucking van for that.

 

[DarthDub]

You deserve an an eternity in the fucking van for that.

Not enough room.

 

[GhostLatte]

Not enough room.

I'll make room just for you <3

 

[drenal]

I'll make room just for you <3

But what about me? I don't have any room

 

[GhostLatte]

But what about me? I don't have any room

I'll bring you to the dungeon instead

 

[drenal]

I'll bring you to the dungeon instead

Ooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[GhostLatte]

Ooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Let's have fun bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[drenal]

Let's have fun bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok *pulls out PS4*

 

[GhostLatte]

Ok *pulls out PS4*

wew lad

 

[Chikaku-chan]

"Hey baby lets go grab a pizza and fuck." - My cousin just before picking up his fiance.

 

[CallmeBerto]

"Hey baby lets go grab a pizza and fuck." - My cousin just before picking up his fiance.

When I had a gf I was basically the same way.