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Anyone else think the world inside Conspiracy theorists heads sounds like a lot of fun?

The Catboy · 2024-04-13T22:18:10+00:00

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and...

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DarthDub said:
You were born 2 years ago?

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GhostLatte said:
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Oh, that's join date. My bad.

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DarthDub said:
Oh, that's join date. My bad.

You deserve an an eternity in the fucking van for that.

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GhostLatte said:
You deserve an an eternity in the fucking van for that.

Not enough room.

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DarthDub said:
Not enough room.

I'll make room just for you <3

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GhostLatte said:
I'll make room just for you <3

But what about me? I don't have any room

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drenal said:
But what about me? I don't have any room

I'll bring you to the dungeon instead

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GhostLatte said:
I'll bring you to the dungeon instead

Ooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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drenal said:
Ooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Let's have fun bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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GhostLatte said:
Let's have fun bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*pulls out PS4*

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drenal said:
Ok *pulls out PS4*

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"Hey baby lets go grab a pizza and fuck." - My cousin just before picking up his fiance.

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"Hey baby lets go grab a pizza and fuck." - My cousin just before picking up his fiance.

When I had a gf I was basically the same way.

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