How to be a man

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To be a man you need to fit a few criteria:
Be swift as the coursing river
Have all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
If you can’t do any of that, then just be a miserable little pile of secrets
You can also be a featherless biped
 

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The man who cried "Ni".
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You can also be a featherless biped
Behold:

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The man who cried "Ni".
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Dear Santa...
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
 

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