How to be a man

[The Catboy]

To be a man you need to fit a few criteria:
Be swift as the coursing river
Have all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
If you can’t do any of that, then just be a miserable little pile of secrets
You can also be a featherless biped

 

[Veho]

You can also be a featherless biped

Behold:

 

[Flame]

Dear Santa...

 

[Veho]

Dear Santa...

I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?

 

[CoolMe]

But it is a PITA to be a man!

 

[Flame]

But it is a PITA to be a man!

i thought is it a man to be PITA?

 

[CoolMe]

i thought is it a man to be PITA?

Indeed.. However it is not man-ly to ditch *lord* Bender for some gay-ass long-haired dude with an eye patch.

 

[Flame]

Indeed.. However it is not man-ly to ditch *lord* Bender for some gay-ass long-haired dude with an eye patch.

how dare you. ill eat you with my dragon

 

[hippy dave]

how dare you. ill eat you with my dragon

FFS that's literally your answer to everything.

 

[The Catboy]

Behold:

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That is a man!

 

[Flame]

FFS that's literally your answer to everything.

this man wants to be eaten by a dragon.

 

[hippy dave]

this man wants to be eaten by a dragon.

Don't kink shame me.

 

[Flame]

Don't kink shame me.

 

[Hayato213]

 

[CoolMe]

ill eat you with my dragon

 

[Hayato213]

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Let see @Flame vs @hippy dave in a woo off.

 

[The Catboy]

Anyone become a man after this post?

 

[SylverReZ]

Anyone become a man after this post?

No. I'm an enby.

 

[AncientBoi]

Behold:

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You do Not have my permission to post my picture here

 

[SylverReZ]

You do Not have my permission to post my picture here

AncientBoi IRL in his natural habitat