And this is why milk is bad for you.

[H1B1Esquire]

That milk was a little more.....creamy than usual.
To be fair to the officer, the cow said, "Mooooooo", not "Nooooooo".

If you really.....want to have sex with animals:
"Bestiality remains legal in the District of Columbia, Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia and Wyoming, with bills pending in New Hampshire and Ohio, according to the Humane Society of the United States."

I wouldn't recommend it, but I also knock it before I would try it and I don't encourage you to see what's up with it.

Also, who the fuck elected the senators in these states and hasn't gotten this shit to be recognized as a federal crime? They'll work hard to put people in jail for putting drugs in their own body, but they won't stop people from fucking animals?

Welcome to America, folks; don't drink the milk......unless it's premium grass-fed, non-GMO, open-range, supercalifragilistic, classically-trained, support cows.

https://nj1015.com/bestiality-now-illegal-in-nj-but-its-still-allowed-in-10-states/

 

[the_randomizer]

Unless people can make alternatives to milk, that don't taste like garbage and aren't overpriced, sure.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

alternatives to milk, that don't taste like garbage

It is so damn good.
It's healthy, delicious, and doesn't support the endless pregnancy of dairy cows.

It's a little expensive, but if you eat it with

hemp cereal, oh, man! It's like, this weird feel-good vibe.

I definitely recommend it to anyone who dislikes soy-products.

 

[the_randomizer]

It is so damn good.
It's healthy, delicious, and doesn't support the endless pregnancy of dairy cows.

It's a little expensive, but if you eat it with

hemp cereal, oh, man! It's like, this weird feel-good vibe.

I definitely recommend it to anyone who dislikes soy-products.

Hmm what about almond milk and the like? My sister doesn't drink milk anymore, not sure what she drinks.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

My sister doesn't drink milk anymore, not sure what she drinks.

Almond milk tastes....weird. It's like flavored watery almond residue.

Hopefully, your sister tried one of the less-known plant-based alternatives.
But, then again, she is a woman, so the estrogen in soy isn't really a problem, unless it is.

My other recommendation to people trying to be one step ahead of the curve:

https://www.amazon.com/Iekofo-Seed-...FSTG0ZQJZ98&psc=1&refRID=4RYEQEYZYFSTG0ZQJZ98




Really, I don't know what god would do this, or why.

The Amazon review makes me want to try it, though.

 

[Deleted User]

Rice milk is good too.

 

[grey72]

milking an old topic bad for you
tbh the titty melon pic made me lol so this thread wasn't all bad

 

[Subtle Demise]

The cow should have just complied! We didn't see the whole video! Don't like cops? Next time you need your cow raped, call a crackhead!


Did I miss any?

 

[grey72]

I juuuuust realized why Minotaurs are a thing holy shit

edit: appropriate profile pic strikes again

 

[H1B1Esquire]

he titty melon

Did I miss any?

I juuuuust realized why Minotaurs are a thing holy shit

I'm pretty super-drunk still, but I think this video sums up everything


Theres a titty, a crackhead, and a minotaur--all in a bite-sized snippet.

 

[EmulateLife]

I wanna know the first guy who was like "I'm going to suck on a cow's tits, yummm this is good."

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I wanna know the first guy who was like "I'm going to suck on a cow's tits, yummm this is good."

"We can not get exact person name who has discovered that "cow give milk".

But, As per History Humans first learned to regularly consume the milk of other mammals following the domestication of animals during the Neolithic Revolution

or the development of agriculture. This development occurred independently in several places around the world from as early as 9000–7000 BC inSouthwest Asia

to 3500–3000 BC in the Americas."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk

Since it probably happened in a galaxy far, far away, we don't really have the name of the person (probably because when asked, "Who are you?", he replied with a "Stare...", but we have the image: