Hey, you're handling your real-life business (a.k.a., serious business). You have nothing to apologize for. Stay your invaluable self, both on the 'Temp and offI apologize to each and every one of you for being away for so long. It certainly wasn't expected. I fell into what was supposed to be a temporary part-time job and accidentally made myself invaluable.
Fix'd.In my absence, Densetsu is in charge.
Give him your fealty and take his bukkake.
lets drink to you tonight!
I'm the only one allowed to call him Vulpie
Happy birthday you very sexy, but very sweet, snuggly fox!
I hope you have the best birthday and at least get a lapdance or two from some beautiful ladies!
EDIT: Here's some birthday eyecandy for you!
*SNIP*
And here's some more, from your favorite subreddit.
Happy birthday, Vulpes.