you have to be son of a king or a queen firstcan i be a prince?
you have to be son of a king or a queen firstcan i be a prince?
umm. that seems a bit difficult i thinkyou have to be son of a king or a queen first
just go back in time to the middle agesumm. that seems a bit difficult i think
well, that only really solves one problem. so how do i become the son of a royal family?just go back in time to the middle ages
make them adopt youwell, that only really solves one problem. so how do i become the son of a royal family?
Only when it’s raining purplecan i be a prince?
Well if I knew store bought was an option, I wouldn't have murdered all those men to steal theirs.If you can't make testosterone yourself, store-bought is fine.
To be a man you need to fit a few criteria:
Be swift as the coursing river
Have all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
If you can’t do any of that, then just be a miserable little pile of secrets
You can also be a featherless biped