Indiana Jones 5 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

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I bet it will have something to do with passing the whip and hat onto a girl, because girls can do anything men can do, but better...

...so long as there are plenty of maxi pads handy.
 

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ZOMFG it's the Millennium Falcon!

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I'm thinking this one is about the Antikythera mechanism? It has dials. One of them could be... destinous :tpi:
Gonna pretend the previous one never happened or what? LaBœuf isn't in it, I wonder if they merked his character offscreen like they did in Transformers, or if they come up with some other explanation.


Harrison Ford is pretty spry for his age, I'll give him that.

With all the sequels he's been in recently, I have to wonder what's next. The Fugitive 2: On The Road Again?


I bet it will have something to do with passing the whip and hat onto a girl, because girls can do anything men can do, but better...

He tried to pass them on to a boy but that wasn't well received.
 

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The good part is that it's probably going to be better than Crystal Skull, the bad part is that it's probably still going to be a shitty movie.

Indiana Jones should have been kept as a trilogy. :(
 

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They Truly didn't get it!!! They should have made "Indiana Jones 5 - Indiana Jones and the FATE OF ATLANTIS" with the red head girl Sonia....A shame.
this would have been the greatest end for the Serie....How can Harrison Ford has missed this??
The movie scenario would have cost less, they only had to redo the video game which is the best ADVENTURE GAME EVER DONE with Monkey island and Quest for glory.
Didn't Harrison played his own games when younger??? Didn't he asked his fans?? So many people was WAITING for this....
This might just be another Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, just better than someting shitty.....
 
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ZOMFG it's the Millennium Falcon!

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I'm thinking this one is about the Antikythera mechanism? It has dials. One of them could be... destinous :tpi:
Gonna pretend the previous one never happened or what? LaBœuf isn't in it, I wonder if they merked his character offscreen like they did in Transformers, or if they come up with some other explanation.


Harrison Ford is pretty spry for his age, I'll give him that.

With all the sequels he's been in recently, I have to wonder what's next. The Fugitive 2: On The Road Again?




He tried to pass them on to a boy but that wasn't well received.
There should be no passing on at all, but ya, that movie was TERRIBLE also. :)
 
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They should just replace Harrison Ford with CGI and keep the same character forever.


Not really.
Perhaps so, or put someone in there as a young Indiana Jones, though all that requires good script writing and such, and finding the people with such skills these days is becoming harder to come by.
 

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lol, reminds me of when Star Trek was still using the original cast when they were in their 60's. there was a spoof of that called Star Trek: So Fucking Old." I'm a star trek fan too, but I'd have to agree there.
Not the original originals, but the latest episodes of Picard have gathered as much of the Next Generation crew as possible, and fuck me they're old. Picard still the oldest and creakiest tho, he's really got that old-man damaged voice thing going on. E: forget 60s, Patrick Stewart is 82 :rofl2:
 

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I hope this isn't Crystal Skull all over again because that was awful, but the trailer makes me think it's going that route.

The actress better not be a female Shia LaBeouf. 😕
 

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It will belike Crystall Skull.....Because the ONLY Valid scenario was the scenario and character of FATE OF ATLANTIS, the Indiana jones video games...The Movie director and Team reading this is are ASSHOLES ASSHOLES ASSHOLES not realising this, Fans and Logic wanted that!!!!
The Dial of Destiny is something that doesn't EVEN EXIST and NEVER DID.
People wanted HISTORY mixed with indiana jones like the LOST ARK that could Blow aways Nazis or Muslim terrorists......All INVADERS!
 

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