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Raika said:Are they the ones who invented the first aeroplane?
DON'T SOIL THE NAME OF THE WRIGHT BROS.
Anyway, a brief explanation...
QUOTEThe Jonas Brothers is a gay boy band made up of Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. Coincidentally, the band name can be shortened to JB , the JoBros, JoHoes, HoBros or Gay Fags. They brainwash their impressionable fans into worshiping them by pretending to be polite, gentlemanly Christians who have parents and feelings. They are universally praised for utilizing a wide array of instruments to showcase their diverse musical talents. Some argue they are the second coming of The Beatles. Some even say they are Classic Rock, which goes to show how delusional today's generation are.
What these idiotic victims of the American media don't realize is that this is just how they're marketed. Didn't you see Camp rock? They have no real talent whatsoever, which is shown when they hit random drums, strum random power chords, and sing like whiny three-year-old girls getting bananas shoved up their asses. They piss away the best years of their lives producing music that is so sugary-sweet, it gave front man Nick Jonas Type 1 Diabetes. These faggots don't even take advantage of the masses and masses of loli pussy at their disposal (only due to the fact Nick and Kevin are together and Joe's completely hot for Zac Efron). Their existence only proves that Disney is now run by a bunch of pedos.
Typical fangirls and reactions:
Even Google agrees with me:
And I have proof that they're horribly gay...
WARNING: MAY CAUSE PERMANENT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE