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How do you do, fellow cousin?
You can call me Uncle in the bedroom :creep:

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I must say, my good sir, that hat is positively macaroni.
The Emperor's stylists know what a man deserves the best, these French and Italian aristocrats are green with envy!

Now if you may excuse me, my dear wife is waiting for me in the bedroom, you can only marry so many cousins before they all fail to produce a functional heir!
 
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1-your mind in a guy's body isn't gay
2-your guy body inside of another guy's body is gay
statement number 1 applies today. However, we will have to redefine statement 1 when cybersex becomes a thing and that you can have sex with someone through internet, VR, Diving or other type of communication through internet
 

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1-your mind in a guy's body isn't gay
2-your guy body inside of another guy's body is gay
statement number 1 applies today. However, we will have to redefine statement 1 when cybersex becomes a thing and that you can have sex with someone through internet, VR, Diving or other type of communication through internet
gay
 

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