- I won't eat potatoes under any circumstances. Everyone considers them a staple of modern food, I can't bloody stand the things. Not even as chips. McDonalds fries are an extremely rare exception. Basically they bore me to tears. As far as I'm concerned, if a food tastes of nothing, what's the fucking point of eating it? At best potatoes taste of carpet fluff. Gimme a feckin' big steak any day.
How does it feel to be completely and utterly wrong?
Well you know the old saying... "One man's potato isn't another man's KFC." Okay, I just made that up. The point being that yada, yada, personal tastes, yada, yada, [insert pun here]. Anyway, unless properly seasoned, potatoes are bland and uninspiring. The only reason they're a staple food is because they're a huge supply of carbohydrates, and the working class loves their carbs. Maybe all Blaze needs is a world class potato chef to make him an awesome potato dish.
A) To quote from Guild quoting Yahtzee: "It's like saying you enjoyed listening to someone sing completely out of tune or reading a book whose pages are covered in brown sauce. I know it's your opinion but your opinion is just wrong."
B) Potatoes on their own sure. But you can boil them, fry them, bake them. You got mashed potatoes, tater tots, hash browns, home fries, french fries, sweet potatoes, sweet potato fries, potato pancakes, chips of all kinds, potato salad, potato bread... that's about it.