Then maybe you should've never gotten one, since, you know, this is clearly not aimed at you and this like-minded demographic. What the actual hell do you expect from a portable/tablet, PS4 Pro equivalent power? Please let me know when you can find a portable with that power, that's 300 dollars, and has a good battery.
At least back up your criticisms next time.
- Micro SD cards are only what, 20 dollars for 64 GB? If you can spend 300 dollars, you can get an SD card.
- The games are fine as-is, so are the ports, again, what do you expect with a portable hybrid console?
- WiFi works fine on my end, don't use a shitty ISP or router and you're fine
- 90% is hyperbole, anyone can make up statistics, At least back up your BS claims.
"Weak as balls"
Gee, really? Did you expect a quad core Intel Extreme i9 processor with 32 GB of RAM and an SLI setup with two 8 GB GTX Titan 1080 GPUs? Oh dear, this console really isn't for you. It's a bloody portable/hybrid console, stop bitching about the hardware not being up to your ridiculous standards. At least try to come up with a compelling argument instead of something half-assed and come across as bitter, I'll be waiting.