"Woman stuck on toilet for two years, police say"

[King Zargo]

How did her skin grow around the toilet..? @_@ That's.. gross. D:

Because she sat on it for so long? The human body is continually growing and renewing itself. Old skin cells die and new skin cells grow in its pace. So having an object pressed against your body for extended periods of time, no matter what it is, the skin will start growing around it. Be it bracelets, rings or toliet seats. Its similar to how trees grow around objects place around or in them at an early stage of their development like signs, ropes, chins, ect.

Very smart Mr. Scientist.

 

[Trolly]

Dude, 6 years on a couch is even worse, that sounds disgusting. How could you not find that ridiculously painful? Her skin was grafted into the sofa. And the toilet seat is just weird. I mean, how could you even sleep??

 

[moozxy]

Wouldn't you get haemorrhoids?

 

[B-Blue]

OMG! VERY FUNNY

 

[OrcMonkey©]

and creepy

 

[pasc]

and she didn´t collapse ? How did she sleep ?

 

[SleepingDragon]

how'd she do anything????

 

[OSW]

how'd she do anything????

thats the thing. she probably didn't.

 

[Scoobos]

This should be encouraged, more americans should do this. Just think for 2 years she did not do the usual American thing of burning 10 gallons of petrol every day. Her contribution to the fight against environment damage deserves a medal.

 

[shaunj66]

Maybe she was waiting for him to dump her.

 

[Man18]

Anyone hear about the woman who left stuff inside her and like 9 months later a small person popped out!?