Stupid things people say

[BlastedGuy9905]

Easy solution, stop watching Minecraft channels

sorry, i got carried away into the depths of youtube

 

[TotalInsanity4]

https://twitter.com/DontGo2LightAD/status/899364215915294721

If you can decipher what this person said I'll give you a $10/£10 Amazon voucher.

Absolutely no idea, but reading that gave me this jem:

 

[VzUh]

I once found a person saying "so look, stupid atheists, if the bing bang really existed, how did we survived the explosion and we do not die then?"

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

I once found a person saying "so look, stupid atheists, if the bing bang really existed, how did we survived the explosion and we do not die then?"

oh god

 

[bennyman123abc]

https://twitter.com/DontGo2LightAD/status/899364215915294721

If you can decipher what this person said I'll give you a $10/£10 Amazon voucher.

"There are people feeding their families trying to ale sure I don't birth a Charlemagne, or for that matter me too. Geeez, no respect.", translates to in English, "There are people feeding their families trying to make sure they don't give birth to another Charlemagne, as I am doing too. People don't give respect.". And Charlemagne is a "living the good life and I don care what none of ya'll bitches have to say to me" radio host (Or he could be referring to the person in history which I can't remember the significance of )

 

[Touko White]

This will probably be moved to the EoF


Anyways, back when Minecraft was popular in my school, this one dumbass kept insisting Herobrine is real even though I have told him many times he's not


He was one of the "popular" kids

ugh. the popular kids are always arseholes, aren't they? -.-

 

[RustInPeace]

http://www.honestfact.com/

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

http://www.honestfact.com/

*opens page*
>slave masters
Yup.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

http://www.honestfact.com/

w h a t

 

[Byokugen]

I've seen a lot of stupid crap on the internet,.but for me, the one that is the dumbest shayt I have ever read was

 

[TotalInsanity4]

The "too much water" is a meme reference to the original legit review

 

[Hells Malice]

https://gbatemp.net/

I could post specific quotes, but man is it full of them.

 

[Eightcoins]

"just be yourself" literally shittiest advice you can give

 

[VzUh]

from yesterday, on the freeshop discord. I want to believe he was a troll...

Spoiler: captures

congratulations to the people who answered him again and again without killing him

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

from yesterday, on the freeshop discord. I want to believe he was a troll...

Spoiler: captures

congratulations to the people who answered him again and again without killing him

oh god help me

 

[zSyntex]

>Open an hot thread on any forum
>See people ask same question without read the older posts (tl;dr dumb)
>You lose hope in mankind

 

[Reecey]

I like the comments when the foreign speaking members get "their" English mixed up! a bit like this> "I shall give that girl a wide girth!" but it should be "I shall give that girl a wide berth!"

 

[zSyntex]

I like the comments when the foreign speaking members get there English mixed up! a bit like this> "I shall give that girl a wide girth!" but it should be "I shall give that girl a wide berth!"

You're right, unfortunately, each language has its specific vocabulary, and if you are not native speakers you have to learn certain words over time.
The important thing is that you understand the content of the message haha

 

[emigre]

'The Switch has plenty of games'

'Both sides are bad as each other'

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

I like the comments when the foreign speaking members get there English mixed up! a bit like this> "I shall give that girl a wide girth!" but it should be "I shall give that girl a wide berth!"

How ironic.
You have a grammar mistake in that sentence.
"foreign speaking members get there English mixed up!"
It's "their". Not "there".