My ex wife once asked me "When spaceships go up in space, how come stars dont ping off the windshield". Yeah, and I was dumb enough to claim that lovely gem.
The windshieldMy ex wife once asked me "When spaceships go up in space, how come stars dont ping off the windshield". Yeah, and I was dumb enough to claim that lovely gem.
oh noMy ex wife once asked me "When spaceships go up in space, how come stars dont ping off the windshield". Yeah, and I was dumb enough to claim that lovely gem.
That's quite sad, you know! but hay I will correct it just for you, just to keep you happy! I was writing the comment quick so I didn't pay much attention to the "there" part of the comment and more to the actual joke part which was quite funny and be honest, it was? and if you don't know what the difference between a "a wide Girth" and a " a wide Berth" then google them.How ironic.
You have a grammar mistake in that sentence.
"foreign speaking members get there English mixed up!"
It's "their". Not "there".
*whoosh* (the sound of his comment SOARING over your head)That's quite sad, you know! but hay I will correct it just for you, just to keep you happy! I was writing the comment quick so I didn't pay much attention to the "there" part of the comment and more to the actual joke part which was quite funny and be honest, it was?
I know and someone clicked on "like" as well. It could of been worse I might of actually bothered to vet his vowels in his sentence*whoosh* (the sound of his comment SOARING over your head)
My ex wife once asked me "When spaceships go up in space, how come stars dont ping off the windshield". Yeah, and I was dumb enough to claim that lovely gem.
Nah, no problem. Didn't mean it as a way to insult you.That's quite sad, you know! but hay I will correct it just for you, just to keep you happy! I was writing the comment quick so I didn't pay much attention to the "there" part of the comment and more to the actual joke part which was quite funny and be honest, it was? and if you don't know what the difference between a "a wide Girth" and a " a wide Berth" then google them.
Its ok I wasn't really having ago I didn't mean to come across sarcastic at you. I have been picked up before on GBAtemp a few times about getting my words mixed up, last time I wrote "were" and I should of wrote "we're" and I got into a right rant and argument with the other member on the thread and the comments went on a while and that's probably why I got on my high horse with you.Nah, no problem. Didn't mean it as a way to insult you.
I once found a person saying "so look, stupid atheists, if the bing bang really existed, how did we survived the explosion and we do not die then?"
Yup..."just be yourself" literally shittiest advice you can give
Okay, I admit it: this is the kind of advice I would dare to give. There ARE stupid questions, and the answer should be likewise. Or do you think that guy would somehow learn to think for himself if everyone just held his hand on even the most retarded questions.
Oh. That's... sad, actually.Him: so I have to buy this HP desktop, right?
Colleague: well...yeah. If it's not a laptop. And other equipment, if you don't have it...?
Him: <blank stare>
Colleague: a keyboard? A mouse? Monitor?
Him: okay...so I can get these from HP too?
Colleague: erm...you can, yes.
Him: it's important that it's all from HP.
Colleague: <puzzled> but...why?
Him: because I have a printer from HP. It won't work if I buy a computer from another brand!
The guy was dead completely serious. If I hadn't burst out into laughter at that point, he probably would've attempted to prove my colleague wrong.